The backwoods of my brain

Hello, I'm Samantha and this is my Tumblr. By all means, please wipe your feet upon entering.
  • Me: I should do something with my life
  • Me: *opens tumblr*

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: boymeatsworld, via gorillasuit)

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.

m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(via 701k)

I guess

—I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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